I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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