I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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