I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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