Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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