that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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