Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She bit a glass in half.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
