I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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