He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
