You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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