I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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