i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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