Don't you send me to vm
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it's great music for shaving your balls
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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