Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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