I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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