i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I want her autograph on my taint
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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