Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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