i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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