woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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