I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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