now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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