don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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