Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
is it fun? or sober?
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