Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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