Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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