So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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