If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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