Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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