and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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