Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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