I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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