She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
