do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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