If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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