living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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