he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just want to make out with him forever
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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