You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
