There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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