the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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