Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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