Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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