If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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