No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
