If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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