Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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