Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It's just like the Real World with babies
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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