this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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