Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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