Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
