who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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