Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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