Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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