dude i'm inner monologue high
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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