When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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