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• (805): View more from California

  Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?

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  Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.

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